The Poemworm

I have to confess that though overblown imagery and gothic, post-romantic medievalism are out of fashion at the moment (they are still, aren’t they? or have they snuck back in again?) I just love Alfred, Lord Tennyson and particularly cherish The Lady of Shalott. And this is despite the fact that he named her after a type of onion. I wonder why he did it. Perhaps in late Victorian times shallot didn’t mean a type of onion?

Well – I discover, belatedly checking it on the internet – that’s not strictly true. The Lady of Shalott has one L and two Ts, whereas the onion’s cousin has two Ls and one T.

According to my battered copy of The Everyman Book of Victorian Verse: The Post-Romantics, Tennyson’s story corresponds to the death of the Lady of Astolat of unrequited love for the oh-so-beautiful Sir Lancelot. Why didn’t he stick with Astolat, I wonder? It’s easy enough to rhyme.

The other linguistic peculiarity is one of which a sheltered late Victorian gentleman like Alfred, Lord Tennyson was probably unaware – that, to English women at any rate, The Curse is code for a very specific event. So when ‘The curse is come upon me,’ cried / The Lady of Shalott – it can tend to produce a wry smile of sympathy.

It just shows you, though, how brilliant the poem is, that I can read that particular verse again and again, and still enjoy it:

She left the web, she left the loom,

She made three paces thro’ the room,

She saw the water-lily bloom,

She saw the helmet and the plume,

She look’d down on Camelot.

Out flew the web and floated wide;

The mirror crack’d from side to side;

‘The curse is come upon me,’ cried

The Lady of Shalott.

 I have not yet found a way of forcing this particular off-the-peg WordPress website design to do single spacing when it comes to poems, so I won’t go on quoting. No doubt if I was a Techie Tinkerer with Code and Stuff I could do so. Life is too short for Techie Tinkering. It falls into the same category as Mushroom Stuffing, Filing Old Paperwork and Rearranging Living Room Furniture.

The Lady of Shalott will keep buzzing around in my head at the moment. Not so much an earworm as a poemworm, although music is tangentially to blame since I have also been binge-listening to Canadian singer Loreena McKennitt  on Spotify, and one of her songs is – guess what, set to music? Yes, The Lady of Shalott. I am haunted, by this lady imbowered on her island.

‘I am half sick of shadows,’ said

The Lady of Shalott…

And of course, if you love the poem you have to love the art too. I revel in those lurid colours, the weird twilights and, I’m afraid, all that wafting ginger (sorry, Titian) hair. It’s the luscious excess of it all. It’s because of cigarette cards, and Sunday evenings.

When I was a child I spent every Sunday with Nan and Grandad along the road. As I have written before, those Sundays were my childhood-proper, my respite time. Along the road was where I belonged, safe with N and G, by a roaring fire, in a fug of tobacco smoke, with Sally the fat, cream-coloured labrador asleep on my feet; waiting for my newly-washed hair to dry, and consuming crumpets passed to me from the tines of a brass toasting-fork, by Grandad.

Anyway, in those days cigarette packets were smaller and – as an incentive to buy them and ruin your health – contained small, rectangular, brightly coloured cards. Children collected these. There were famous footballers and famous Shakespearian characters –  and Grandad had a collection of these, in an album. It was there I first saw the picture I called – just inside my head, thankfully, not aloud – The Floating Green Lady (who is actually Ophelia, by John Everett Millais) and all unknowingly became hooked on the Pre-Raphelites for ever.


And looking at her now, she’s not even green, is she?  Everything else is green but she’s kind of dampish silver-grey. But it was the green-ness that made an impression on me – and the chilly wetness, and the floating flowers, and the tragedy of it all; the way she was floating with the weed, the way her dead hands rose up out of the water, as they would in real life, or real death. I used to practise the Green Lady Floating Hands in the bath.

Do you have any Guilty Pleasures, art or poetry-wise? Any Poemworms? Any guilty bathtime memories?

13 thoughts on “The Poemworm

  1. If you hold down the shift key while hitting “Enter” it should single-space the next line of typing. As for poemworms, oh gosh, it’s more like Bible verseworms, but Robert Frost always made me chuckle with one of his poems… I’ll have to find it, because just remembering it exists makes me smile. I do recall arching and toe-pointing my *ballerina* legs up out of the steaming bath now and then when young. I wish I’d known about the Floating Green Lady… dang, that is COOL. 🙂

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    1. I will try the Shift/Enter thing too, thank you. Love the Ballerina Legs memory. I used to borrow the same book of ballet exercises from the library time and again, and practised turning my feet out and doing wobbly arabesques despite being already as tall as a giraffe, with a poor sense of balance.

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      1. Did you ever see Larry Bird play? The most inelegant player probably EVER, but he put the Boston Celtics on the basketball map for all time. I wish we’d known about the Larry Birds back when we were young. 🙂

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  2. Thank you for sending me off on a memory tangent! One of my favourite paintings is Cymon and Iphiegenia by Frederick Leighton ( at the Art Gallery of NSW. When I lived in Sydney, whenever I went to the art gallery I’d trot straight over to ensure it was still in its rightful place. Just standing it front of it made life seem better. And my poemworm (great word!) is The Highwayman by Alfred Noyes. I can’t see a cloudy moonlit night without it coming to mind 😊.

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  3. I was never fond of the Lady of Shallott until I heard Loreena McKennitt’s sung version and bought the cassette. Listening to it became a guilty pleasure. One I haven’t indulged for ages until I read this post.

    Well, it took me some time to (a) find the cassette and (b) figure out how the cassette player worked – yes, it’s been that long. The task was made more complicated by the fact that the cassette player is part of an ancient edifice that also contains a radio and plays CDs and (you guessed it) vinyl.

    It’s black and so are the names on the sundry decks, little button and levers, so then I had to get a torch and figure out what to push.

    A nice little tune-up for a few moribund brain cells, I dare say.

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    1. Yes, Loreena has a beautiful voice. A friend gave me one of her CDs several Christmases ago and I just played it over and over. Now have discovered Spotify so can listen to lots more. I was sure she was Irish, till this year.

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      1. She does have a lovely voice. Just what I’ve been thinking as I listen the cassette. I also have her version of The Dark Night of the Soul on CD. I might listen to it next, because I can still remember how to play CDs on my ancient edifice.

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